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THE RIKER SCALE EXPLAINED

Our final rating is given in the Riker Scale, which is as follows:

SHAVED RIKER
The Worst of the Worst. There is nothing worse than Shaved Riker. Avoid at all costs.





FACEPALM RIKER

Not as bad as Shaved Riker. Still pretty fucking bad though.





UNIMPRESSED RIKER

Not bad, not good. Riker feels nothing for this movie.





HAPPY RIKER

Riker likes this movie






VERY HAPPY RIKER

Riker digs this movie. He plans on seducing it, the lucky thing.